What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?